Estimados reyes magos:
Os escribo esta carta desde un punto del sur de España, concretamente de Huelva (Andalucia), del que por cierto, acabo de enterarme, que uno de vosotros nació aquí, en el reino de Tharsis.
Este año está siendo díficil, y ya van 5 años consecutivos, así que a la hora de escribir esta carta, me gustaría pediros algunos favores. Dado que sois magos y entrais en todos los hogares, cuando entreis en casa de los politicos de este país, a ver si podeis darles un buen susto. Cuando se despierten le echais un rapapolvo, por supuesto con una gran bolsa de carbón para todos ellos. No estaría de más que les recoradarais que está muy mal robar y malgastar el dinero público, que cuesta mucho ganarlo y más en estos tiempos. Que estamos hartos de que solo miren su ombligo o el de su partido, que dejen de enchufar a inutiles en puestos de responsabilidad y aunque parezca una locura, que sean los mejores preparados los que lleguen a los puestos de arriba, independientemente del color de su ideología.
Cuando llegues a las casas de los banqueros, después de sortear las alambradas, sistemas de seguridad, perros de presa y demás medidas antirobos, los despertais. A estos dejadles un buen saco de carbón y sobre todo los acojonais bien, que vuestras majestades imponen mucho. Si es posible le haceis una foto de la cara que han puesto con el movil y la subiís a facebook, para regocijo del resto de españoles. Decidles por favor que está muy mal robar el dinero de los demás, estafar y dilapidar los ahorros de todo una vida, que el resto de personas, aunque no vivimos en mansiones como ellos somos mucho más ricos y tenemos algo que ellos ya no recuerdan, dignidad.
Majestades, pero si hay algo que realmente me preocupa y se que vosotros podeis remediar, no dejeis a ningún niño sin su juguete, si hay pocos , pues lo repartiis y ya está. A los padres de estos niños, dejadles un buen surtido de esperanza en el futuro, porque sé que vosotros todo lo podeis y que teneis mucho cariño a este país nuestro, que si bien está mermado por culpa de ineptos y mangantes, es muy grande, no por tamaño, sino por el corazón de su gente, además, que leches, su uno de vosotros nació aquí, que se note majestad.
Se despide de vosotros un niño de 43 años del reino de Tharsis (Huelva) , que sigue tan nervioso este día como hace décadas. Esta noche intentaré despertarme a ver si consiguo veros, no se como lo haceis pero nunca lo logro, eso sí, en seguida me doy cuenta que habeis pasado por allí.
Saludad de mi parte a todo el sequito, incluido los camellos (me refiero a los animales ,claro )
Un fuerte abrazo
Javier López
Dear kings:I
am writing this letter from a point south of Spain, specifically in
Huelva (Andalucia), which by the way, I just learned that one of you was
born here, in the kingdom of Tharsis.This
year has been difficult, and there are already 5 consecutive years, so
at the time of writing this letter, I would like to ask a few favors.
As you enter you are magicians and every home, when you come home from the politicians of this country, to see if you can give them a good scare. When you wake up one adds an earful, of course with a big bag of coal for them. It would not hurt him that STA recoradarais s very wrong to steal and waste public money, it costs a lot to win and MnAs in these times. We are tired of just look at your navel or your party to stop useless plugging in positions of responsibility and although it seems crazy, they are the best prepared those reaching positions of responsibility, regardless of the color of their ideology.
When you get to the houses of the bankers, after circumvent fences, security systems, guard dogs and other measures antirobos, the awake. These vaction a good sack of coal and especially acojonais well that Your Majesties impose much. If possible you make him a photo of the face that have been with the phone and subiís to facebook, to the delight of the rest of Spanish. Please tell them that it is wrong to steal money muya of others, cheat and squander the savings of a lifetime, than other people, but do not live in mansions as they are much richer than them and we have something they do not remember, dignity.
Majesties, but if there is something that really concerns me is that you and you can help it, do not let any child without a toy, if few, since what repartiis and go. Parents of these children, let them a good assortment of hope for the future, because I know everything you can and you have much affection for this country of ours, which, although diminished because of inept crooks, is very large, not by size, but by the heart of his people, and that milks its one of you was born here, you notice majesty.
Goodbye to you a child of 43 years of the kingdom of Tharsis (Huelva), still so nervous this day for decades. Tonight I will try to wake up to see if consiguó see you, not as you do but never got it, though, then I realize that you have been there.
My greetings to the entire entourage, including camels (I mean of course animals)A big hug
Javier Lopez
As you enter you are magicians and every home, when you come home from the politicians of this country, to see if you can give them a good scare. When you wake up one adds an earful, of course with a big bag of coal for them. It would not hurt him that STA recoradarais s very wrong to steal and waste public money, it costs a lot to win and MnAs in these times. We are tired of just look at your navel or your party to stop useless plugging in positions of responsibility and although it seems crazy, they are the best prepared those reaching positions of responsibility, regardless of the color of their ideology.
When you get to the houses of the bankers, after circumvent fences, security systems, guard dogs and other measures antirobos, the awake. These vaction a good sack of coal and especially acojonais well that Your Majesties impose much. If possible you make him a photo of the face that have been with the phone and subiís to facebook, to the delight of the rest of Spanish. Please tell them that it is wrong to steal money muya of others, cheat and squander the savings of a lifetime, than other people, but do not live in mansions as they are much richer than them and we have something they do not remember, dignity.
Majesties, but if there is something that really concerns me is that you and you can help it, do not let any child without a toy, if few, since what repartiis and go. Parents of these children, let them a good assortment of hope for the future, because I know everything you can and you have much affection for this country of ours, which, although diminished because of inept crooks, is very large, not by size, but by the heart of his people, and that milks its one of you was born here, you notice majesty.
Goodbye to you a child of 43 years of the kingdom of Tharsis (Huelva), still so nervous this day for decades. Tonight I will try to wake up to see if consiguó see you, not as you do but never got it, though, then I realize that you have been there.
My greetings to the entire entourage, including camels (I mean of course animals)A big hug
Javier Lopez
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